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Monkey Deterrent World Record

Updated: Jan 24

In the absence of any verifiable evidence to the contrary (both internet as well as AI search) Monkey Bizness believes it can lay claim to having the largest industrial warehouse in the world (all of 17 000 sq meters) made a Vervet Monkey free zone.

The foregoing was achieved by way of creating multiple ultrasonic barriers to entry throughout the entire premises.


Twenty-two accesses (sliding as well as roller doors) and a network of roof beams and rafters were the perfect gateways and launchpads to fun and games inside the warehouse, all at the expense of the client (prior to Monkey Bizness's intervention).


Rising insurance claims, damaged stock, disgruntled staff having to tread carefully to avoid pockets of monkey poo (as well as urination showers every now and then) are a thing of the past.


So if you need to rid your warehouse of unwanted primate squatters without harming them in anyway then don't call Ghost Busters (they went out of business years ago) call .. Monkey Bizness, the only business in town that primates avoid like the plague.

 
 

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